derpster

One who derps. DERP!!!!

1. Tom: "Dude, Gary is totally hitting on his girlfriends mom right in front of her!"

John: "What a friggin' derpster!"

2. "Bernie just screwed me on my car loan. I'll get that derpster if it's the last thing I do!"

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derpster

A hipster who tries so hard to be hip that they act derpy all the time.

That guy wears plaid shirts with purple pants. What a derpster!

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Derpster

The type of person who dresses ironically or does other hipster related things but is too dumb to know the meaning of the word irony.

I'm buying this penny farthing because I saw someone else with one.

And it was cheap. Doesn't that make me a derpster?