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A man who has no bounds. When saturday night is upon him he breaks all limits and barriers, sparing no one from his drunken madness. Upon entering his extremely drunken state, he tends to break anything on sight and is easily provoked. He has no filter when it comes to talking with women and always comes off as being a creep. At the end of a long, successful night he becomes very messy and usually needs to be taken care of or tended to. A wise man would know to never get in the way of the one they call Destructo.
It looks like he is going to unleash destructo tonight.
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one who likes to wreck and break things smash and crash usually someone that is a know it all and can not be told anything
my nephew is like captain destructo everything he touches gets broken
A house party where the majority of the guests simultaneously (and usually in a state of moderate to extreme inebriation) decide to trash the venue, much to the dismay of the host.
John: Hey man. How was your weekend?
Gregory: Not too sure. I woke up on Sunday with glass shards in my hand.
John: DESTRUCTO-PARTAAAAAAAAAY*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Enthusiastic exclamation of the phrase "Destructo Party"
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a show distributed through mondo media whose animation is entirely square.
new destructo box episode today!
Take a dish or plate, piss on it, freeze the plate then when the plate is frozen take it an slide it under a victim's bedroom door in the late hours. The room temperature will do the rest.
1: My roommate slide a The Destructo Disk under my door last night. My room smelled so bad this morning. I think I'll get him back with the good ol' poo butter.
2: Bro slow down what's The Destructo Disk?
1: You know? When someone takes a frozen plate of piss and let's it warm up in your room?
when you go out in a car in a quest to cause damage to other people's property, namely a mailbox
lets go for an el destructo tour to knobby's mailbox
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When a lot of small, forgivable mistakes snowball into a giant pile of Mistakes until they ruin the lives of everyone around them.
Edward tried to create a fun atmosphere, but it just resulted in him destructo-disking the party.