to drop the deuce, to poop, crapping, takin a #2, paintin the choco picture if u will...
darrell's in the bathroom deucin right now, his lady better hope he dont get no splash back on the diggy branch...
i cant answer the door right now, im deucin..
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To hold two cigarettes in one hand and smoke them both at the same time.
Man did you see that? That dude was deucin' it up!
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To leave a place, conversation or anything else that you could remove yourself from, also can be used when you are going to bed.
" The cops are about to bust this place i'm deucin out"
" It's getting late, i'm deucin out"
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The act of deucing and reading the news. An individual sits on a toilet and simultaneously reads the news. It is one of the known arts of deucing
Guy 1: Yo what you doin? Yo you deucing and staring?
Guy 2: Nah, Im reading the news and deucin. Im Deucin and Newsin.
Takin' a crap on company time and using a wi-fi compatible device to check the scores or an email, surf, etc. on a restroom break.
John: Dude! You were gone for like 40 mins!
Coworker: yeah I took my 15 min break, but then I had to take a crap before the end of my shift and was Wifi deucin'!
John: Huh?
Coworker: Got an Ipod Touch?
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