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Someone who embodies insecurity.
Wow he's definitely Devlan.
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Devlan: A word used to describe what is the equivalent of a sexual tyrannosaurus rex in the topic of sex; it's said by many that sleeping with one is like being caught in a flesh storm with a 97% chance of satisfaction.
I was on my way to the bank when suddenly a Devlan walked by, I felt an explosion in my underwear and fell to the floor.
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Devlan is an uncommon name normally given to boys . They have great eyes and a weird but nice smile . While some Devlans are most likely normal they can also be insane and crazy which makes people happy . If you have a devlan you should be considered lucky considering they're rare. But be careful they don't steal your partner ;).
Person 1: Hey have you seen Devlan ?
Person 2: Oh my gosh you know a Devlan???
Person 1: yeah! Their eyes are amazing !!!!
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Where grocery stores send stale cheese.
I was working at the store yesterday and we had some nasty ass cheese that had to go to Devlan.
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a tall white individual with a long nose breaks into your house and proceeds to fuck your dog while making racist comments. he will do this all night and make his exit by pooping on your front porch. he then lights the poop on fire and it stays there all night.
you I just pulled a sick dirty Devlan last night
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