"Man, Maria, you hoochy mamma!!....you're such a dick bender. You sprained my dick for the 5th time this week. You keep this up, and I'll be able to pee around corners."
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Someone who breaks your balls.
This stugatz won't stop being a dick bender. He's been on my case all night about being a vegan.
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16 oz. budweiser's, generally found in six pacs, but often found for single sales.
I just drank 6 dick benders and now my dick dont work right, looks like i need to have that bitch stick her finger up my butt to see if that work.
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noun- a gay male who is so eager to have sex with another man, he plunges his dick full force into his gay partner that his penis bends out of shape.
Straight Guy 1-"Those guys are dick benders."
Straight Guy 2- "They're gay arent they?"
Straight Guy 1- "exactly"
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going back on one's word abruptly or without notice.
Tom is a dick bender-backer for making a move on my cousin after he said he wouldn't.
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It is where a girl (Preferable with a Vagina) is riding yo dick and then twists around in a 359 degree motion and then pushes her stomach forward bending your dick and snapping your dick with the possibility of ripping it off.
Person 1: Yo, my girl just did the Double Reverse Dick Bender
Person 2: Damn, did it hurt
Person 1: Yes, my dick is permanently sticking up now
Person 2: Remember to remind me to do this next time I get a chick at the bar
When you are having sexual relations with a big ol' Girl and she is on top and your penis slides out and her big ol' Booty slams down on your hard dick bending it in ways a mans penis should not bend.
Me - Hey dude I was getting rode by big ol' Darlene last night and she bent my unit in half.
Dude - She is a classic Big Booty Dick Bender