Dick Bush

1. Grandson of Dick Cheney and George Bush, destined to be a future U.S. President.

2. Slang for future Republican Presidential/VP tag teams.

Dick Bush will be our future President no matter how we vote.

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dick bush

what appears around the dick of a guy who does not shave.

Bud had a severe dick bush.

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dick bush

The act of tucking ones penis under the legs while it is surrounded by an arsenal of pubes. Basically a mans version of a hairy vagina clone

"Dude what happened? you have no penis".."nah man just a formidable dick bush "

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Dick and Bush

Dick and Bush is a slang phrase used during the first four years of Bush's Autocracy. Surely to be used for the last four. This terms etymology derives from the first name of the Vice President: Dick, and the last name of the Chancelor: Bush. All said, Dick and Bush.

Person A: Man, everyone keeps calling our government a sham.
Person B: Well...
Person A: It's all dick and bush's fault.
Person B: Yeah, we really gotta lick bush.
Person A: Oh, and beat dick.

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Bush Dick

When a soldier has spent 15 weeks out bush without a shower he is considered to have Bush Dick, complete with fungal infection and uncleaned masturbation leftovers.

Jake: johnno went clubbin with a 12 week bush dick and picked up some slut and smashed her, he had enough dick cheese to put Bega (australian cheese manufacturer) out of business.

Jordo: fuck man, bush dick strikes again! What a whore.

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a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand

Sex with a woman is always preferable to jerking off

You coming to the party? There's going to be lots of trim.
Nah, gonna stay in and jerk off.

C'mon, dude, a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand.

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