- The drought-like state of (a male) not having sex for a protracted period of time
"He's had a bad case of desert dick since he broke up with his fiancΓ©e."
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not getting any pussy for a very long periopd of time.
damn baby your going to develope some desert dick wile im gone!!
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A man who has not had any sexual contact for a long time making his penis dried out and rinkly resembling a desert
man that dudes a desert dick he hasnt got pussy for years
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Desert Dick, or DDS (Desert Dick Syndrome) is a very serious illness that occurs in sexually active males. The male dick end, or knob, becomes red, dry and itchy, like the desert, somtimes the skin cracks and bleeding can occur. Its history is very unclear... The first case discovered was among the nates of the peguis first nation. Indian folklore tells of a young boy, by the name of Randy, stumbling into the forests of the Peguis first nation after huffing a large amount of gas.. He was then forced give anal sex to a big bear by the name of Terry. Randy then returned home and slept for two days without washing his penis. A terrible case of Desert Dick Syndrome (DDS) was the result. Masturbating with DDS can cause a very serious Illness called Cactus Cock.
Guy: "No baby, we cant have sex tonight"
Girl: "Why's that baby? You cant get a hard-on?"
Guy: " I havent showered since we last fucked, so now i've got the goddamned Desert Dick..."
Girl: "My god! that looks like the Sahara! Fuck!"
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the way your penis feels and looks because of lack of vaginal intercousre or maturbation. dry wrinkle cracked like a desert
yo mothafucka i aint got the vagine in a minute im truly rocking the desert dick
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When your dick has reached maximum dryness. The pinnacle of Blue Balls
I really need to get my dick wet tonight, ive been having desert dick for months now.
When a bro somehow gets poison oak on his unit and uses medication such as pills or ointment to dry it out. Resulting in your penis being really dry and unrecognizable.
Ay Vince, Cook got poison oak all over his dick. man, you know he's going to have mad desert dick.
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