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when calvin sticks his wang in the wong and that shit gets groovy
hot shit whered calvin get that dick in a bag
a contemptuous term for best friends; friends who are so close it's disgusting yet they insist their relationship is purely platonic
"So are you guys dicks in a bag now or what?"
"I thought they hated each other."
"Are you kidding me?! Look at 'em! They're total dicks in a bag."
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When your girl wanna get freaky so you stick your dick into a bag of doritos and let your bitch suck the dust of the tip
" Babe I'm feeling a bit peckish" " what you want bella ? " " Got any chips ? " " Ahh I could put my dick in a bag of doritos and you could suck the dust of the tip ?"
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A kids mom died so he made a song but it started of with I put my dick in a bag of Doritos.
Johnny: I put my dick in a bag of Doritos
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An insult or name used to describe one who behaves like a douche bag, asshole, or jerk.
1. That guy just tripped me! What a dick bag!
2. Kyle Rudolph
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(n)A gay man's anus. A anus which encases penises inside it as if to give warmth or pleasure. Also can be a female vagina or butt hole.
Richard Simmons has a very loose Dick Sleeping Bag
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A fighting move that consists of removing the male genitalia using only the zipper on his pant. Once removed the dick will still be in the underwear of the opponent and because of the zipper it is now in its own little bag closed off from the rest of the body. There is also partial dick bagging which is the same but not all of the target was removed more like only the sack or head.
You wanna go bro?!
Don't even try I’ve been taught in the art of dick bagging
Oh shit! I’ve done fuckled myself now. Holy shit my penis!