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When you are so drunk you jizz and piss at the same time.
That bastard got his dick mustard on curtains again!
When you squirt mustard (peanut butter works too) on your erect dick (flaccid works too) and come down on the fore head or cheek of your passed out brosky. Before, during, and after the event, you and your awake broskies must chant "Mustard DICK slap! Mustard DICK slap!" and record it with a phone or some shit like that.
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap!"
(SLAP)
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap!"
Victim: "What the FUCK!!!"
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap..."
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When slap with dick mustard
I mustard dick slap my neighbors 7 year old
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When you accidentally drip mustard off of a pretzel onto your crotch.
"Aw man I just mustard dicked myself!"
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When you see a man that is scruffy and gross who doesn't have the best hygiene and who’s dick definitely smells like mustard.
“I want a blue collar man”
“naw they definitely have mustard dick”