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When your day has been so shit you would rather suck farts from dead seagulls
A name given to someone associated with lads football outings who act like a complete and utter Dick. This can be due to goal keepers attempting to save the ball with their feet rather than their hands, people who begin to run the line and then decide that they have to leave and go shopping with their girlfriend, or even people who feign injury and then decide that they are miraculously cured and can play again once their team has reached the final of a competition.
The consequence of being a "Dick Of The Day" is that said "Dick" must consume a Dirty Pint on the following evening out after the football antics.
Geoff - "Man I Can't believe Trigger went to save the ball with his feet rather than his hands"
Bill - "Yeah, he's defiantly the Dick Of The Day"
Or
Geoff - "I thought Luke was running the line for us today?"
Bill - "He was, but then his girlfriend called him and said they had to go shopping so he left"
Geoff - "WOW.... What a Dick Of The Day."
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May 26: National Stick a dick in it day
A word used to tell ur haters to shut the fuck up or literally stick a dick deep in there
Happy National Stick a dick in it day, So go stick a dick in it Selena
1.When a male is so arroused by his soon to be sexual partner that his cock will remain erect for countless days on end.
2.The pussy is so good that you feel as if your dick will remain erect for a long time. As if you were on Viagra.
Phil: hey joe this bitch was so fly my cock stayed hard for 3 day fuck fest.
Bill: Yea I caught this one shorty gave me dick for days!
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September 10 is the day you grab boys with big dicks and smack and grab somebody ass
September 10 is grab dick and ass day
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this is a day for me and my fellow females. we celebrate this day on april 16th. may the dick be in you .
i can’t wait for international dick me down day. i’m hyped.
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October 31st is national give Chris dick day. Every year thousands of people gather at ashy bois house to dick his gay ass down
Akenai: hey Joseph what time are we going to Chris’s house for national dick down Chris day
Joseph: I’m already preparing his anis for penetration.
Akenai: radical