dick on fire

The action of a male lighting his pubic hair on fire.

-Dude, we're getting bored tonight.
-How'bout a dick on fire?
-Yeah, plus all the chicks at this party are ugly!
-All right, bro, pass the lighter!

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dick wall fire

when a dildo is attached to a wall and has been lit on fire

don’t you know love it when dick wall fire

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dick fired

when ur pp Is steamy from pleasure

I was dick fired

Dick Fire

A complication of a colovesicular fistula or CVF where an abnormal connection occurs between the bowel and bladder allowing bowel gas to exit the dick. If the gas is ignited it will produce a flame otherwise known as a dick fire. It is a complication of diverticulitis or Crohns disease

Every time a wild fire would occur in California, Harry was always suspected of causing it by performing his Dick the Dragon routine and lighting another dick fart creating a Dick Fire that spread out of control.

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OH SHIT! Me Dick's On Fire!

When you're on enough drugs to use this sentence.

McQuack: 'OH SHIT! Me Dick's On Fire!'
Megan: 'Get Lewis to blow it out ;)'
McQuack: '-_-

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Liar, liar, dick on fire

Where you have lied so much that the person you lied to sets your dick on fire.

If you dont have a dick, you will gain one and it will be put on fire.

David was a Liar, liar, dick on fire