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dick-walking

Rising from bed in a state of semi-wakefulness realizing you have both a raging erection and a full bladder; then stumbling to the bathroom.

I woke up dick-walking last night. I didn't know if I needed a toilet or a piece of ass first.

by maechtig September 14, 2015

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CHUGGIN DICK during a walk

to make a joke during a walk so bad that you sneeze everywhere.

Guy#1 "CHUGGIN DICK during a walk"
Guy#2 "hehaheha"

by July 25, 2021


Dick walk

When your so tired from doing finals that you go through your friends list/school mates that you start thinking about which dick you wanna ride since youve been so deprived from a good dickin

Man im so happy im done with finals, i think ill take a dick walk

by Itellfalsefacts May 1, 2018