dickamatized

When the dick is so good a girl just gets mesmerized and lets the guy do anything because she doesn't care because of course, the dick is that good

"Oh my gosh girl, me and Lil' Tony cheating on me"

"Why you don't leave him girl?"

"Cause his dick too good!"

"Oooh, you must be dickamatized"

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Dickamatics

Shit Just Not Adding Up

Ju bro the Dickamatics ain’t adding up. Kito fuck them hoes the Dickamatics ain’t right.

Dickamatics

No logical explanation for something. Just simply can’t be explained

Example 1: (2+2=3)
Example 2: (Tim: The cow jumped over the moon. Tye: No way, how? Marcus: Dickamatics!)