dicklexic

A disorder where things are done or read backwards all because you have dick on your mind.

For example, if you are suffering 'dicklexia' and have a dicklexic attack, you might say/read "cock" instead of "sock" ....

"honey, your cock is to small for me..."

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dicklexic

Getting the holes back to front

Says woman to man, "OUCH not in there! what are you? dicklexic?"

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Dicklexic

When a guy is making obvious passes at you and you’re oblivious to it

“I asked you out, and you thought we were going on a date as friends?”
“I can’t help it! You know im dicklexic”

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