A disorder where things are done or read backwards all because you have dick on your mind.
For example, if you are suffering 'dicklexia' and have a dicklexic attack, you might say/read "cock" instead of "sock" ....
"honey, your cock is to small for me..."
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Getting the holes back to front
Says woman to man, "OUCH not in there! what are you? dicklexic?"
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When a guy is making obvious passes at you and youβre oblivious to it
βI asked you out, and you thought we were going on a date as friends?β
βI canβt help it! You know im dicklexicβ
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