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tr.v. dick·no·tized, dick·no·tiz·ing, dick·no·tiz·es
A phenomenon that occurs as a direct result of a good, deep dicking. Common symptoms include, but are not limited, to poor judgment, irrational behavior, short attention span, scarred fashion sense, loss of under clothing, and an overall glassy look in the eyes coupled with inane utterances. The only known cure is a good, old fashioned bitch/pimp slap administered by a close friend.
You would be dicknotized too if your ass was getting banged against the bathroom stall like that.
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To put a person (i.e. a crush) under a hypnotic spell brought about by male genitalia.
1. You got no play this weekend? I thought you dicknotized people man!
2. Girl 1: You did what!
Girl 2: Uhh, he dicknotized me I guess.
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to be obsessed by the amazing powers, excellent use of, and orgasmic potential of a man's dick
Chick: "Damn, girl! Why are you smiling like an idiot?!"
Lady: "OMG! Had the most mind blowing sex last night - this guy has me dicknotized!"
A woman is so infatuated with a man and the way he sexes her she can become dicknotized, hypnotized by the dick.
Steve told his dog Richard, "Yo man, I got her dicknotized. Seriously, she's calling morning noon and night on a wet nut check."
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When a person gets hypnotized from really good dick and will do anything the bearer of the dick orders.
Due mainly to the delivery of great dick she expirienced a temporary daze and love like emotions, she was Dicknotized
When a female's new sex partner is so good in bed, she overlooks all of his other, very signifigant, shortcomings.
Dana told me Dwight used her car to take another woman to the movies and she's still seeing him. What? He must have that girl dicknotized.
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Hypnotized by dick
Rachel stated in a dead end relationship with Rick because she was dicknotized and refuse to believe he is cheating on her