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Dickstracted

adj. Being distracted from any regular routine by a man's dick, either by accident or he might just be showing off.

1. As my hubby descended the stairs with a grande boner which he proudly stuck in my face as I ascended, I was incredibly dickstracted and almost fell down the stairs.

2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.

by pfc. Snowball December 26, 2008

142πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Dickstracted

When his dick game too strong, you can't focus for another half hour(time variable)

Zack dickstracted me every day last week.

by Tradicktion December 23, 2015


Dickstracted

Is when you completely can’t think straight because you been getting the best dick . An thats all your thinking about

I been sleeping with this guy, an he is all i thinking about! He has me so dickstracted.

by Jrenee27 February 17, 2020


Dickstracted

Being distracted because your dick is running your mind.

"My girlfriend was talking last night; leaned over and her cleavage was showing...I got dickstracted and have no clue what she was going on about."

by BLaze July 27, 2012

8πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Dickstracted

When the male genitalia and the sex connected is so good everything happening in life is forgotten.

e.g. : ,, Damn Jasmin, I been si dickstracted that I forgot to pick up my kids!"

by #1#1 January 22, 2021


Dickstracted

When a female loses her train of thought upon remembering the finest dick she ever saw.

Susan drifted off while talking to her friend, dickstracted by the memory of her encounter the night before.

by SneakyChiefy December 30, 2017

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Dickstracted

Sidetracked by some amazing dick.

I'm sorry I was late to your graduation.I got dickstracted.

by CasualFuckingChaos August 28, 2020

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž