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Dick swab

Interchangeable with fuckwit but additionally despise as being incompetent or utterly useless

Reckons he’s a genius but he’s an absolute dick swab

by TuTuTu March 13, 2018

50πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


dick swab

someone that is used to swab..or clean..a dick..as in sucking on it to get all the shit off of it..

"yeah baby...lick that shit off..you're such a good dick swab.."

by o0 kinky March 16, 2003

14πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


dick swab

when your about to cum, you ejactulate in ones ear then clean it out with your penis.

girl one: did he fuck you in th ear?

girl two: no just the usual dick swab.

by xxchristxx July 26, 2009

13πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Dick Swab

An ugly Chick that slurps the cum off of your cock after the hott chick sucks you off.Only worthless whores or just gnasty bitches that can't get any are dick swabs.Hvae fun with your new phrase boys & girls!

"this Gross bitch is such a whore it makes me sick"
"Yeah,I know,The only thing that bitch is good for is for a dick swab!"

by JGG April 4, 2003

13πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


cotton swab dick chick

A girl who uses a cotton swab to gather seminal fluid from dicks.

Hey, stop that girl! She's a cotton swab dick chick and she's stole me cum. (say it in an Irish accent)

by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Dick swab

Person with cream coloured fungi on inside of bell end

He's a dick swab

by John Burroughs September 23, 2018