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Dicktim

When someone acts like a dick, and when wronged, likes to play like they are the victim. A victim who is a dick. You dont really feel sorry for the dicktim....if they werent a dick you might though.

Steve was being being a dick today and I called him out on it...now he's walking around acting like he's all offended that I called him out, and that I should apologize....what a dicktim.

by Ninjafart May 1, 2013

58πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Dicktim

When you act like a dick and then act like a victim about it.

That guy is a real dicktim today.

by Momma's over it August 24, 2022


Dicktim

When you are unexpectedly presented with a penis or dick in front of your face or your present person, you are now not a victim of being "dicked", but a dicktim.

Oh my GOD Jeff, what was the huge cock and balls in my locker you left for me? You son of a bitch, now I'm a dicktim!

by Rman3911 March 16, 2011

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Dicktimized

Usually when a woman, or person is so addicted to the Dick, that he/she is hypnotized by it. He/She is blinded of all other qualities of that man, who is actually a dick himself. In essence she has been hypnotized by the dick, and therefore she has been dicktimized.

I know he's such a jerk, but I love him. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.

He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but he's so nice. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.

I know he cheated on me, but he is so sweet and he has money. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.

I know he fucked my mother, but he is a loyal man. Therefore, I have been dicktimized.

by cubedspace3 January 15, 2010

41πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


dicktime

An exclamation of excitement or suprise.

When We saw that girls ass spilling out of her trousers, the guys all screamed β€œdicktime!”
When my boy Rupi said we were getting Brazilians I straight up said dicktime.

by GerthPaul January 8, 2020

20πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


dicktime

a group guys hanging out talking about pussy and blowing shit up and starting fires and doing things that make no sense but a safe place to talk shit out our girlfriends and girls problems and give advice and after continue fucing shit up and hacking the world

hurry man bone out its dicktime!!!

by polevault10ft April 6, 2011

4πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž