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dick watching

to stare at a mans penis while he is urinating, or for whatever reason has it exposed.

look at him, strait dick watching

by viciousk March 9, 2008

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Dick watch

Describes the uncontrollable urge to nod off and have your head bow down to your dick in a short quick snappy action during what seems to be long or boring presentations or meetings

I must not have had a good sleep last night as I was doing the dick watch during the sales meeting today.

by 1staid May 10, 2011

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Big Dick Watch

Similar to storm alerts, this term is used when it is merley suspected that a male prospect has a large penis, more evidence would be considered a "warning". Unlike storm alerts, a warning is highly regarded as a positive finding.

Girl 1: Well, we haven't boned yet but we were grinding on the dance floor and I have to issue a Big Dick Watch!
Girl 2: That's awesome, hopefully a warning is issued by the weekend!

by BurnsSOgood July 19, 2015

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motherfucking donkey dick sucking hentai watching bitch

a motherfucking donkey dick sucking hentai watching bitch is a guy/woman that do these things

my motherfucking donkey dick sucking hentai watching bitch is watching hentai and furry porn while smoking crack cocaine again

by slippygf111 July 23, 2024


Dick Watching

A verb. An action in which a covetous or envious individual is monitoring or speculating over the hoes(men or women) that another individual has in their life. This action is usually commuted out of jealousy or a deep sense of insecurity within oneself.

“Why these niggas dick watching? They always worried about who i’m with. They some bitch ass niggas.”

by smdsmdb February 4, 2024