DILB

short for a "Dad I'd Like to Befriend"

Kind, fun, and overweight, DILBs send out family-friendly vibes from all the way across Main Street. One can't help but call him "grill god" and throw a baseball in his direction. Every time a DILB makes a dad joke, a puppy is born in Heaven.

Omg Pete is such a DILB.

dilb

dad i'd like to bang

the guy version of milf

girl 1: Dang that guy is hot
girl 2: Hell yeah!!!, wait is that his daughter?
girl 1: I think it is, Dang that guy is a DILB