dilder

1. Redneck word for dildo.
2. West Virginia substitute for a dildo -- usually a big fat ear of corn.

1. My galfriend went out and got herself one of them dilders from the sex shop.
2. Tessy has a bushel of corn in the corner of her bedroom. I heard that when she gets horny, she uses one as a dilder. I guess that's one way to butter your corn.

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Dilder

A funny way to call your friends stupid. Or a kind of country slang

Get over your you dumb dilder!

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dilder smack

A male who becomes angry with his lover but plays it off smoothly. Revenge in an essence. When the lover is performing felletio and the male climaxes, he removes the penis and smack the lover in the forehead with his shaft.

Man she really pissed me off this week. It ok though, tonight she's getting a dilder smack. That should shut her up.

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