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The repercussions of a night of gay sex; the feeling in which your anus is in pain after being penetrated.
1. "Charles can't make it to class today - he has horrible case of dildo-ass after getting drunk last night."
2. "I don't know what's worse - the fact I have such an incredible case of dildo-ass right now, or the fact that it's the way I found out I was gay."
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A guy who says they like girls, but likes to dildo himself
I person that is a little bitch that is to fake to be a real dick so there a dildo
Brenden you gotta be the biggest punk ass dildo
This is what you add to the end of a fortune you get from a fortune cookie at a Chinese food restaurant. There is always some asshole that tells you to add "in bed" at the end. That is weak.
Marvin: what did your fortune say?
Charlie: It says "You will soon find great pleasure with a dildo up your ass"
Marvin: You don't have to be a turd tapping dickhead.
Charlie: Fuck this Chinese food bullshit. Let's go to Mountain Mikes for Pizza next time.
Marvin: OK
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It’ll most likely get stuck in your ass. Have fun the pain goes away after a year or so.
I see you got the big fucken dildo in your ass
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