Adjective // A term used to describe an object's usefulness as a dildo.
"Everything is dildous if you're brave enough."
"I don't know man, the baseball bat seems a little too big to be dildous."
The T-Rex of all dildos. The prophecy is said that such a dildo still exists to mankind today. This dildo is said to be "Harder to find than the holy grail". In order to obtain it one must join the gay mafia and pass through the initiation of sucking Satans thorny cock.
person 1: hey man wanna go find the Rectillious Dildous Maximus?
person2: Hell to the no! im not sucking no thorny cock u fag!
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Adjective // A term used to describe an object's usefulness as a dildo.
"Everything is dildous if you're brave enough."
"I don't know man, the baseball bat seems a little too big to be dildous."
dildo in some language i dont know
thats a huge dildou!
yeah i fucked your mother with it