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dimitrius

a legendary guy who was so balls deep playing mafia 3 that he didn't pause it to shit and despite his mother screaming at him to go to the bathroom he didn't go. he just shat himself and kept playing.

mother: dimitrius, go to the bathroom and take a shit. i can smell you!
dimitrius: heii

by dight May 25, 2023

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Dimitrius Damarcus Bartholomew James 3rd jr

The best Giganotosaurous to walk upon this Earth

"Yo look, it's Dimitrius Damarcus Bartholomew James 3rd jr."

by Boj the Crusader December 8, 2021