a person who is so stupid that they literally cant be told apart from a bacteria.
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A term for penis, commonly used by people uncomfortable using the term penis.
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Two silver bells attached with string. Shows a remarkable resemblence to a man's genitalia, his frank beans, sticks and balls, jerky and nuts, twigs berries
Instead of a sentence i will post the lyrics to a song.
Chuck Berry - My Ding-a-ling
My Ding-A-Ling-A-Ling
When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling
Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling
Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my dingaling
Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling
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What occurs when you deficate and a piece of feces hangs on the end of your anus and refuses to drop into the toilet. Wriggling is usually required during dingalation.
s. dingalate, pl. dingalates
When I eat lots of fruit, it results in dingalation during defication.
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The dangled male organ of copulation.
"I like to play with my dingaling, dingaling, dingaling.. i like to play with my dingaling.. all day long."
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somebody who is cute and funny in a stupid/ditzy kind of way. Works for either gender.
(girl falls on her face)
girls friend: oh jackie are you alright?
Jackie: yes, im such a dingaling
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1."lame cut-down"
2.stupid friend you have..
3.dumbass
mat, you dingaling.
mat, you STUPID dingaling.
mat, you dumbass dingaling.
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