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Dinner Plate Dick

A penis that is not long but is extremely wide, comparable to a dinner plate

Damn that dude got a dinner plate dick.

by CoolGuy1000005 October 26, 2018


Dick Dinner

When you plan to take out your girl for a nice meal but she ends up slobbing your knob instead and never leave the house.

Dad: Hey where were you two? I told you to meet us for dinner at 6:00.

Son: Sorry. Sandy wasn't hungry. She ended up having a dick dinner.

Dad: I hope she wants some dessert.

by Eaton Holgoode July 22, 2016

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dick dinner

when your friend is hungry, and there is nothing to eat. so you offer him your penis to eat.

josh: hey jason you have nothing to eat in the refrigerator.

jason: if your that hungry you can have dick dinner.

by aarchangels August 17, 2010

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Three Dick Dinner

An absolute cock gobbling whore. A female slut that takes a cock in all three holes at the same time. A true champion of the cock trifecta.

Emily will pull a train anytime. She is hungry for the D and will dine on a three dick dinner anytime, anyplace.

by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

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Dick’s Dinner

Someone you want to put your dick in.

She’s gonna be my dick’s dinner. She’s my dick’s dinner.

by Boner Ben May 31, 2023


Dick’s dinner

To say a chick is hot and you want to fuck her.

She is my dick’s dinner.

by Boner Ben June 4, 2023


Dinner Dick mint

D.D.M is when a person wakes up an sucks a dick then proceeds to kiss their partner in the mouth.

My woman gave head ar aoon at we woke up ,but the show gave me a dinner dick mint ,now both got nasty mouths.

by Guiltycervantes July 13, 2018