Dirty Holcombe

When your in your lady friend and she needs a wee, you quickly slam her as hard and fast as you can until you blow man chunks into her baby making canal and then let her do her business on your face whilst the hot white nectar of your nuts drips out as well.

Lad 1: oh man I totally let that gorgeous lass from last night dirty Holcombe all over me
Lad 2: haha you dirty old sailor you.