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Cutting a hole through your eurethra and beating off to a 96 and a half year-old lady getting a plastic spork from dairy queen melted onto her knee cap.
Bro I heard Ted did a dirty caden last night
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A kid that has a laser mouse and cuts out your anus then shoves it down your throat with a water bottle back in place
did you hear about that kid had a Dirty Caden last night?
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The act of which a girl/guy sucks on a mans right testicle with a straw big enough to get it stuck.
Guy 1: man after hooking up with britanny, I had to go to the hospital and get the straw removed
guy 2: sounds like she gave you the dirty caden..Im SUPER jealous