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A Dirty Taylor is when one double bags it while fucking a girl, and when he pulls out after he's done, doesn't notice that the second condom slipped off inside her. Unbeknownst to her, the stagnant condom causes a major internal infection that results in her death. At the funeral, the Dirty Taylor continuously reminds her bereaved loved ones that this never would have happened if she'd agreed to anal when he asked her.
"You didn't hear about Josie? Yeah, tragic victim of a Dirty Taylor."
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A Dirty Taylor is when the girl starts licking the man's ass while having her period in his mouth.
Sandy totally gave Michael a Dirty Taylor yesterday.
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a dirty taylor is when two people that are in love are having sex and it's nice and wonderful and not violent and they love eachother very much
babe i want to give you a dirty taylor tonight
awww babe ilysm
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To have very poor hygiene, aswell as to wear girls skirts, with no underwear underneath, as a way to defficate in public places without people noticing.
“I’ve seen that lanky inbred greasy kid in Calne, with his girlfriend Katie, he’s always wearing a skirt, his hair is always greasy and smells like a chip-pan, must be a Dirty Zach Taylor”
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To have near to no hygiene, and to wear DC super hero t-shirts.
There’s that kid I’ve seen walking through Cowleaze, I’ve seen him wearing a Dead-Pool t-shirt, aswell as a Batman t-shirt, he also stinks of shit, he must be a Dirty Adam Taylor”
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when your vagina gets caught in the toaster but it feels really nice so you turn it on while sticking two of your brothers penises up your ass and the cream cheese gets squirted into your eyeballs until you moan out "lightly sparkling spring water!"
I dirty taylor'd last night and it felt SO good!!!!!
The act of a Heeb going to a bank taking $100 worth of pennies and shoving them in their rectum and liking every penny clean
I can’t go to the party I plan on pulling a dirty Taylor at the bank today