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Pronunciation: \ˈdər-tē wä-fəl\
Function: Noun
Date: 21th century
A Crisp poop that is put onto a woman's chest and pounded with a tennis racket. Thus giving it the physical characteristics of a Belgium Waffle.
Example 1:
Bill: Hey Woman are you hungry?
Woman: Yes!! For you feces! Poop On Me Now!
Bill: Like This?
*Bill Poops on Woman*
Woman: Yes! Now Smack it with a tennis racket to give it the physical characteristics of a Belgium waffle!
Bill: Oh, why didn't you just say 'make a Dirty Waffle'?
Woman: Sorry, by the way did you hear about Obama's plans to save the economy?
Bill: Jeez Woman stop babbling about shit!
*Woman and Bill Chuckle*
Example 2: Zac Efron.
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It's a nickname for the city of San Diego which is a play on its name, i.e. a "Dirty Waffle" is a "Sandy Eggo".
"Want to head down to San Diego this weekend?"
"Nah, I hate the Dirty Waffle."
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To fuck a girl in the ass till her asshole is stretch as big as your fist then dip your balls in her ass.
So I gave this girl a dirty waffle last night she couldn't shit this morning
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The dirty waffle is a sex act in which the male ejaculates into one of his hands and then spreads it into both hands (This is known as preparing the batter) and then proceeds to slap the female partner on both ears with both hands simultaneously launching the male partners batter into the woman's ear drums.
Her ear drums were filled and her mood was soured after he gave her the dirty waffle.
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To shit into a sock,then put it into a trouser press in a hotel room on the way to check-out of a place that has offered less than excellent service-cleaning maids have a nice way of leaving doors open to help achieve this.The smell of warm turd fills the room,then the corridor,then the whole floor
"The hotel was crap,as a mark of protest I left a dirty waffle in the room next door on my way out"
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The imprint left behind when someone steps in a pile of dog shit.
"Matt made a dirty waffle. Please make sure he removes his shoes before he comes inside."
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Dirty Waffle tossing is the act of tossing Waffles at someone sexually and at the same time eating them. Requires both dirty waffle tossers to be nude {other Ways to enjoy dirty waffle tossing is to Be high while initiating the act of "Dirty waffle tossing" also Lesbians are allowed to dirty waffle toss but "Gay men" Are not allowed to due to the Need of breasts to squirt syrup on.
Lady 1: Hey Brian want to go Dirty Waffle tossing at your house!
Brian: Sure i would love to after i clean up all syrup on the floor from last time
lady 1: Okay well ll just wait here Cleaning my c*** of all this sticy syrup
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