disasstracted

also: dis-ass-tracted (which is also pronunciation)

To be distracted or otherwise temporarily useless because of a nearby hottie. See also disassatraction.

Literally a compound of distract and ass.

Steve didn't hear you because he was disasstracted by that hot blonde.

disasstraction

dis-ass-traction

n. - A hottie who causes you or your friend to temporarily lose the ability to notice anything else (to the point of complete distraction).

Literally a compund word from distraction and ass.

See also: disasstracted

There were way too many disasstractions in my physics lab for me to learn anything.