Dish Bitch

found in its natural habitat of cooking classes and resturaunts, the dish bitch is rumored to have superpowers like dish senses (allowing them to detect even the smallest of dirty silverware from over a quarter mile away). They can easily be identified by the oven mitts in their back pocket and an unsatisfiable appitite for cleaning. some would even say that the thought of scrubbing plates clean brings intinse arousal.

Me: that meal was delicious, wouldnt you agree?

Superfaqq: why yes, quite scrumptious

Max: hurry up and give me those plates guise!!

Superfaqq: WHAT THE FUCK?!? did we ASK you to speak dish bitch??!

Me: (wondering why the dish bitch is out of the kitchen)

Max: I WANT DIS-

Me: *PIMP SLAP*

Me: you asked for it when your foot left that tile floor

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dish bitch

A dish bitch is a person who is hired to wash dishes at a restaurant, but gets more jobs than washing dishes.

A name for a dish washer created in Marshall, Illinois at the Lions Den American and Italian restaurant.

Chef 1: Dish Bitch, put these fries in the oven.
Dish Bitch: OK, no prob.
Chef 2: Dish Bitch, take the trash out.
Dish Bitch: OK.

Chef 1: Dish Bitch, go wash my car.
Dish Bitch: NO.....

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Dish Washing Bitch

A male who undermines his masculinity by participating in a rather feminine tradition, washing dishes.

This DWB is often considered a nancy and a sailor of anul ports.

Which ever man is willing to disgrace testosterone at the wish of his female counterpart should be shot.

Person 1: "Tshego is the biggest Dish Washing Bitch I have ever met."

Person 2 : "I know, the fact that he does a bitches job on a daily basis is sickening."

Person 1: "Let's shoot him."

Person 2: "Ya, let's."

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Dish Water Bitch

A woman that is grey in mood, personality, appearance. She will likely kill your boner; with her negative outlook or her terribly kept exterior. Ex: Hillary Clinton

The woman at the post office was basic as fuck, and a complete dish water bitch

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