disturbo

The clown you don't hire twice.

"Where were you this morning?"
"I got a job entertaining little kids as a birthday party clown. Here look at the costume I made ..."
*Puts on mask*
"You are not wearing that to Children's birthday parties."
"I call myself 'Disturbo the clown you don't hire twice'."

Pears Before Swine, Stephan Pastis, Rat, Goat