do what you're good at

The world's greatest euphemism for masturbating. Coined by Jeff Foxworthy, of all people.

They give you a plastic cup and a Playboy book, and you take it in the back room and do what you're good at!

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"You're doing it wrong."

Its what you would say to someone who is failing it miserably, or got "ownt".

"I tried to cut my wrists with an electric razor.""You're doing it wrong."

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do it and you're cool

This saying is used to peer pressure others into doing bad activities, such as drugs, pooing in front of others, or drinking another dude's piss. However, it sounds so retarded that it can only be used ironically, and my friends and I often use it in a very joking and ironic context, encouraging each other to do absolutely retarded shit by chanting "do it and you're cool"

Dave: You should do drugs and eat poo on the balcony
Tomas: What the fuck? In Hungary, drugs are punished by horse archer firing squad, and I don't want that fate
Dave: Do it and you're cool

Do it and you're warm

In case you are already cool and would rather not be, instead of saying do it and you're cool an alternative is do it and you're hot.

Ricky did not want to chug the cold bottle of water because he was freezing, but Megan told him " Do it and you're warm " so he did.

Do it and you're cool

A phrase usually mentioned to get someone to do something that may not be cool but, sometimes is.

Bro 1: Dude, odds you do three pirate shots?
Me: Uh, Naw.
Bro 2: C'mon, Do it and you're cool!
Me: Well can't argue with that. *Chugs away*

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what do you think you're doing

universal parent language for stop. referenced all the time, such as in a netflix special of the comedian john mulaney. suprised nobody has defined this yet.

sometimes, our parents would ask us "what do you think you're doing?"
but that just meant stop.
they didnt expect you to just say
"well im smashing these eggs with a bottle rocket, you know because im so horny and angry all the time, and i have no outlet for it all, so... eggs."
(not a direct quote)

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Do it if you're bad

When your teammate dies on Fortnite and wants you to back out for them

Donny1: "How you dying already? Should i back out?"
Donny2: "Do it if you're bad"

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