Any of the leafy green plant substance, potent in power, for the purpose of doading.
We laughed like hyenas when we delt with the frosty doade.
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A short stumpy person with a personality that lacks in social skills. Very much like a tree stump. Often time doades have patchy red hair. You can generally hear them rambling on about nothing and often times spit pertrudes out of their mouth during such occasions.
"Dan possessed many doade-like qualities, such as the ability to make everyone hate him and the ever popular ability to look like a tree stump"
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Doads - used to describe female breast of any size, shape or form.
She has a cracking set of doads.
Man I would love to give her doads a diddy ride
Her doads swung back and forth in a frenzy as I took her from behind.
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1 : COMRADE, ASSOCIATE
2 a : an equal in rank, power, or character : PEER b : one of a pair : MATE
3 : A slur comparing one to a phallic representation, often used to describe a dildo or someone who is dildoesque in appearance or disposition.
4 a obsolete : a person of one of the lower social classes
5 : A masturbatory device typically formed in the shape of a penis. Can also be used as a slur or term of endearment.
"Wow, you're are such a fucking doad!"
"That slut had a 14' doad in her purse"
"Doad! Its good to see you doad!"
"My shorts were too short and my doad was swinging free, I was like the Liberty Bell!"
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scottish term for a shit,mainly use in the glasgow area
Jesus Christ man i gaging for a doad
Here man look at the size of my doad
That dog just doaded on my shoes
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similar in origin to 'choad', however this variation means a penis that has a bellend that is several times wider than the shaft. This results in a curved, dome-like penis that rather resembles a giant red mushroom, or in some flatter cases, a medieval shield. Use as such however, is certainly not recommended, however tempting it may seem.
Also used as a term of abuse.
"Ouch, God damn it, he shot an arrow right into my doad! It was a bad idea using it as a shield!"
"You can be a right doad sometimes Chris."
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a neverending search for higher meaning; partaking in the ancients;
After a fine day of doading, little Wendell was all tuckered out.
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