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Something that your future self will thank you for. Also: having successfully avoided a sticky situation.
When offering me the job, Criss Angel cut my salary request in half. Then he told me that he was doing ME a favor because working with him meant working with a celebrity and his "Magic Kids". Bahahahahah! Saying no to that was like dodging a bullet!
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Highschool/College slang meaning you didn't do an assignment/essay before the due date and something happens that pushes back the due date, which gives you time to do it.
person one: Damn, I'm lucky, I didn't do that assignment and it was due today, however school was closed. I don't know why it was closed, but I dodged a bullet!
person two: Damn, I wish I was lucky like you -.-
Face it, if dodging a bullet didn't exist, we would fail classes. everyone forgets an assignment now and then.
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When you come close to dating a person but for whatever reason it falls through, and then later find out that person is batshit crazy, you've dodged a bullet.
I heard Kara nailed Oliver's pet snake to his door after she found a text from another girl on his phone. Guess I dodged a bullet there.
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If someone has dodged a bullet, they have successfully avoided a very serious problem.
Oh my lord! I just found out that my ex just had his second illegitimate baby. Dodged that bullet!
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When you end a relationship with someone whom you didn't knock up.
I dodged a bullet by not knocking up my ex.
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When you used to think someone was attractive years ago, but for some reason, things did not work out; and when you see them recently, you see that they are a total wreck.
Wow, I used to think she was hot, but man, she has 2 kids from 2 different baby daddies now and her body is a wreck. I might have dodged a bullet there.
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When you invite a girl swimming at your family house over the weekend but realize from her Twitter during the week that she is batshit crazy and you haven't yet sent her the address, you've dodged a bullet.
It appears she isn't as bright as I thought she was. Guess I dodged a bullet there.
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