Dogbel

A commonly used phrase in the North of England meaning: To wet the head of a baby whilst simultaneously gob fucking the vicar in charge of the service. Typically performed by submariners and/or pen pushers.

Hey man, i’m thinking of pulling a Dogbel later, you down?

dogbells

Sounded by Barrel at the beginning of a Barn Door. The dogbells usually include the following chants:

"Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!"
"Dogs! Dogs! Dogs! Dogs! Dogs!..."
"Dog pictures on a corkboard! Dog pictures on a corkboard!..."

Note: No dogs are present at Barn Door. None live there. No one has ever been able to make sense out of the infamous dobells.

Mike: "Are we gonna be on time to hear the dogbells sound?"

Stan: "Yes, the dogbells don't usually sound before 7 p.m."