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I think dogs are better honestly cause cats hate me but i like anyones opinion
Do you like dogs or cats?
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This word can change every single thing in the universe, even your existence.
Friend: Ur mum gei
Me: Ur dad lesbian4
Friend: Ur granny tranny
Me: Ur dog a cat
*World completely changes and wipes out all of humanity causing a change in itself causing everything to start over again from the beginning*
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Why is this a debate?
Dogs- cuter, smarter, friendlier, sweeter, more energetic, more playful, easier to train, more unique looking, smells cancer, helps people.
Cats- Poops in box, lives longer, kills pests.
Winner- Dogs
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The dog is represented as a penis and the cat is a vagina.
The man takes his dog and does a dance with it a woman's cat.
Basically means sexual intercourse.
I'm good friends with my friend's mom and sometimes we do the dog on cat dance
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Better than "your mom gay, your dad lesbian, and your granny tranny"
Carl: Your granny tranny
Joe: Your dog hump cat
Carl: *Dies*
When the feline behavior of the irrational and transcendental number ฯ, which is stubborn in revealing some of its beautiful numerical or geometric properties, clashes with its oft-canine responses, which occasionally rewards those who have loyally spent their lifetime with the beloved constant with an aha! erection.
The number ฯ is a love-hate mathematical constant among the educated lay public, who are delighted or disgusted by its manifold numerical and geometric properties. To number addicts, is pi more dog than cat? Or is it more cat than dog? To number phobics, pi is unquestionably worse than a pandemic.
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Any of various other carnivorous mammals of the family Felidae, which includes the lion, tiger, leopard, and lynx, but yet also at the same time is a domesticated carnivorous mammal (Canis familiaris) related to the foxes and wolves and raised in a wide variety of breeds.
As the dog-cat passed by me i felt an exhilarating shrivel up my spine.
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