Dog shot

Hit from the back of the head

Some motherf***er dog shot me in a fight

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Dog shot

To be hit real hard in the back of the head....
Ouch!!

Person 1: *hits person 2 in back of head, Dog shot* I like ya cut g
Person 2: This is why you don’t have any friends

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Dog shot

When a dog deffecates with such force that the poop splats to the ground and thus is impossible to pick up

"watch out dude, there's some dog shot there!"

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Dog shot

Indians call this tapli :)

Angelina Jolie gave a dog shot to Shia Labeouf for speaking too loud.

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Dog shot

Basically I like ya cut g

Kyle: *slaps CJ across the back of the head*
Kyle: I like ya cut g
Ryan: lol man you just got dog shot

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Dog Shot

When the ATF comes to your house because you bought "fuel filters" from China and they shoot your dog by "mistake"...

ATF Agent: We see hear you bought a Fuel Filter that looks like a Silencer from China.

You: What? No I needed a new Filter for my pick up truck.

ATF: Sir, stop lying, we know you watch both Firearm and Car videos on YouTube. You are on our list.

You: Am I being Detained?

ATF: .....

You: I refuse to answer any questions without a lawyer.

ATF: .......

(You Dog walks out of the kitchen)

ATF: He's got a gun!

(Pew Pew Pew)

You: FUCK YOU SHOT MY DOG! YOU BASTARDS...

ATF: Your Dog Shot First. Here's your warning, DON'T Buy any more Fuel Filters from China.

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Dog Shot

During a game of downball/four-square or some variation in which a 'mate' knowingly hits it in a place you cannot return it from so as to move up a square and get you out

That was such a dog shotmate

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