Doing A dave

Used to describe the behaviour of someone who is always in a grump, unable to enjoy even the simplist things in life

"Stop doing a dave on me" she said to the very grumpy faced person in the corner

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do a dave

To break wind and find out later that it was more than wind.

Dave: "Hey, I found a skid mark in my underwear. I guess it was more than just wind!"
Moe: "Well, that's how you do a Dave!"

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Doing a dave

When you miss the drop zone

Oh no! He’s missed the drop zone!

What? Again? Are you serious H?

Yep... afraid so. He’s done a dave.

Wow. Doing a dave again.

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Doing a Dave

Doing a Dave is when the main instigator of a night out gets wasted and disappears home early on said night out after persuading everyone it's a good idea to go out. This usually involves Turbo Shandy and cider.

I'm totally wasted man!

Are you doing a Dave?

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doing dave grohl

If you drum for lots of bands, you are said to be doing Dave Grohl.

"I'm so tired. Doing Dave Grohl is going to kill me."

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Doing The Dave

The act of inviting a woman out for a drink, paying for the couple of drinks that she drank. And then asking the next day for her to Venmo you for the two drinks that you paid for.

Please don’t tell me that after the fact you’re going to text your date from the night before and ask for her share of the bill. You can’t possibly be doing the Dave

Doing A Dave

Doing a Dave is when while playing Halo, someone gets shot with a Spartan Laser but doesn't die straight away.
This count for multiple hits on the player.

Pete: Did you see that shot? You should have died
Dave: I know
Pete: Yeah, you were Doing a Dave!