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Doing a James

the act of watching porn in a church ceremony

'ere look at that fucker'
'whats he doing?'
'he's doing a james!'
'dirty bastard'

by big lad rob February 21, 2020

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Doing a James

this is to either say or do something that is in another level of retard. this can be a wide range of things from saying something stupid that has no relevance to what was currently being said or coming up with ideas that are truly too stupid to even attempt.

boy 1: and then she was like-
boy 2: making a video about kyle would be good :)
boy 3: who's kyle?
boy 1: dude talk about doing a james

by whatshouldmynamebe January 12, 2011

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Doing a James

this is to say being moody without reason. This can range from ignoring your mates to being a stupid fool who can't speak english.

Vin: Hey man are you good today or are you Doing a James?
Andy: Go fuck yourself!
Vin: Catch you later James

by undergroundarse August 16, 2011

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to do a James Cridland

to be bossy and overbearing

I've done a James Cridland

by deepfroat April 16, 2003

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Doing a James Mcgrath

A Famous underground niche video shot at the Chafford Hundred Campus. Now distributed via Peer to peer torrenting websites.

It is a dramatization of when he was caught by his mother whilst masturbating in a closet. This video also includes many other satirical sketches and comedy plots.

James is often seen in London underground circuits retelling the story to anybody who will listen.

The term can be used as an alternative for anybody who is caught masturbating or "avin a bash".

"LOL hey martin, did you hear about joe shea? He was caught doing a James Mcgrath, his mum came in to restock the towels. Hes moved out now because of the shame, cant look his mum in the eye now"

by Will da manz Bristow May 10, 2009

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Doing a James Spann

Wearing no Jacket and Suspenders (James Spann's usual outfit)

Denis Phillips is doing a James Spann on the air.

by vikings2004 August 30, 2023


Doing A James

sinking a large amount of hours or days into a specific subject, typically gaming

what the fuck
what?
he is already better than me and it has been only 2 days!
that cheeky cunt must be doing a james!

by Kai Girthy December 2, 2022