doing taxes

Cover up for having sex

Parents say to children: "dont bother us we are doing taxes in our room"

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Do Taxes

Canadian slang term for gay sex

Mike and Bob were excited to get home to do taxes together after a night out on the town.

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doing the taxes

a term for having sex; can involve whip cream

Hey son we are going to be "doing the taxes."

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doing my [taxes]

Having sex. Much more fun than actually doing one's taxes.

"Hey, what were you doing when I called you last night?"

"Oh, I was just doing my taxes."

do my taxes

A discreet way of asking someone to fuck you.

"Hey baby, will you do my taxes?"

do your taxes

the act of smoking weed

hey you wanna watch TV..or do you wanna do your taxes?

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do your taxes

the act of doing something you clearly shouldnt be doing, coined from a line from the "Chappelle Show" during the "Making The Band" skit where Ness is doing his taxes when he should obviously be listening to Diddy.

Guy 1: *opens roomates fridge* "last slice, he wont miss it"
Guy 2: *walks into kitchen* "so ur jus gonna go in my fridge and eat my last slice of pizza, you jus gonna do your taxes?"

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