Dongoloid

People with above average penis size who don’t recognize that 4 INCHES IS AVERAGE and more than enough to please a woman.

Michael: With your small penis, no wonder she dumped you!
Bobby: 4 Inches Is Average and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: No way, bro! Bigger is better!
Bobby: Learn some science, Dongoloid.

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Dongoloid

An absolute lad, usually a thicc boy, who will stick to your side and be your best buddy for a good long time. Works best on with some european connection

Man 1: My friend and I have known eachother for several years, we practically brothers
Man 2: He's a total Dongoloid

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Dongoloids

STD.

The bogging pustules inhabiting ones besmered helmet.

'My urologist wretched when I dropped trou in the sergery, revealing my foul dongoloids'

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dongoloid

Formed from "dong" (Danish for penis) and "mongoloid" (an archaic term for Down's Syndrome sufferers), it signifies somebody who is a total lamer.

"dude, you're a total dongoloid

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