doo-klear
Similar to nuclear only with poop.
A dooklear explosion
Zach is going to need a colostomy bag if he doesnt get his colonic dooklear melt down under control.
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The act of waging war on the toilet with your ass.
Man... that Mexican food did a number on my guts. I'm gonna engage in some dooklear warfare.
Sweaty hands, heavy breathing, and a ruptured colon. In short:The aftermath of a severe bowel movement. Environmental damage is very possible and more than likely. Up to and including: Flooding, Wall Splatter, and the dreaded "Olor a muerte" or Smell of Death
Stacy described the aftermath of the Dooklear Holocaust that claimed the 5th floor bathroom, "There were large clumps of fecal matter from ceiling to floor. Olor a Muerte had definitely set in."
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A bowel movement of massive proportions, usually requiring more than one flush.
I clogged up the toilet downstairs because of a dooklear bomb I dropped after eating that burrito.
The motherload of all shits. You are about to drop Fat man on Hiroshima (the toilet).
*Finishes eating a massive burrito
"Fucking Christ man I'm about to drop a Dooklear bomb"
"EVERYONE OUT OF HIS WAY"