dooplicity

Noun. A shit, a deuce, a poop, a brown trout, etc.

If you feel the rumble in your stomach you could say:

"Yo son, I gotta drop a dooplicity!"

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dooplicate

(noun) Fake poop dat you place in one or more locales to either prank someone or hide some valuable item inside said phony crap-log so dat potential light-fingered observers won't wanna look too closely to discover it.

If you wanna maintain trust and positive feelings wif your friends and colleagues, it wouldn't be such a great idea to leave dooplicates on their chair-seats!