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Dorito syndrome

The feeling of emptiness and dissatisfaction triggered by addictive substances that lack nutritional content.

After 3 hours of egosurfing I have a bad case of the Dorito Syndrome

by Mudit January 31, 2005

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Dorito syndrome

A man who suffered from invisible lat syndrome, and thus became a gym lunk focusing only on upper body training and thus acquiring a back shaped like a dorito

Walking towards the free weights, it could clearly be seen that Jim suffers from dorito syndrome.

by Jasprit Ahama March 28, 2021


Dorito Syndrome

The full yet unsatisfying feeling that you get after eating a family sized bag of Doritos (or your other favorite snack) as a result of extended periods of surfing the net. Sometimes this has an additional side effect of fatigue and being lethargic.

Guy #1: How's it going?

Guy #2: Oh, I don't feel so good. I can't believe I ate the WHOLE bag of chips and drank the entire 2-liter bottle of soda! Now I have the Dorito syndrome.

Guy #1: How did you let that happen?

Guy#2: Well you see, I got wrapped up in this heated chat room discussion and then an hour later the bag was empty!

by Jscotty October 17, 2007

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