someone who has surpassed being a douche bag; no longer just the bag, but the entire kit.
He's such a douche kit, playing his girl like that.
one whose doucheness is so ingrained or inherent to his existence that it travels everywhere with him;
the very person who is so totally douched up
Mr Dude: Fuck, here comes Nelson. I can't stand that idiot.
Uncle Dude: Dude is a portable douche kit.
Mr Dude: Thats refreshing.
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