the person who makes the biggest arse of themselves during a day. often based on style, appearence, or actions.
balders got screamed at by a child, he wns douche of the day
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Declaration of somebody acting in an idiotic and mischievous manner.
Oh, there goes James. Douche of the day!
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National Be A Douche Day is a day to be proud, if you have ever been called a douche or a douche bag. It is always held on June 20th, the last day of spring...or Summer's Eve.
Joey has been known to be always called a {douche}. Come June 20th, he can be proud, since it is {National Be A Douche Day}.
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A device used to prevent the earth's destruction from rotting stench and ooze.
The whore house was ordered by the government ordinance to make use of the Douche Day Device before all the flowers died.
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