doucheous

Adj, - A word to describe someones whose actions are that of a douche or douchebag.

Rick: "Can I see your iPhone? I wanna play a song, cuz everyone is bored of Creed..."
Hernan: "NO!"
Rick: "Wow... Alright. You don't have to act so doucheous..."

Doucheous

Today's northforkian slang term for the older geniration's rightiousor tubendicular.

1:DUDE!! That chick is doucheous!!! 2.Dude, this cupcake is doucheously delicious.

doucheous maximus

A person that is the prime example of a douchebag. Maybe the term douchebag is too light a word to describe them. They think that they're all that and a bag of chips, and refuse to accept that they suck at life. Oftentimes they call other people douches because they are in denial of their own douche-ness.

"I pop muh collah and get all da bitches followin me around."

Bystanders: "Man, that guy's not just a douche, he's a doucheous maximus!"

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Doucheous Malfoy

To be a particularly massive and stuck up type of douche bag. Like Lucious Malfoy, only a douchey version.

You: "Dude you just cut in front of me"

DM: "You snooze you looze dweeb"

You: "Dude you are such a doucheous malfoy"

doucheous baggous

the way people used douchebag in the medieval times

Adam is a sir doucheous baggous.

Doucheous Rex

1. KING OF THE DOUCHES!!!
2. Just the hugest douche that's ever lived. Quite literally, a vagina cleanser in a human's body
3. Any man who's ever said the word d-bag instead of douchebag

"Wow, he's such a major douche"
"Not only that, but he's a Doucheous Rex"