A condition where you can only recite lines from Dr. Theodor Seuss's childrens' books.
example of dr seussitis:
Child: One fish two fish, red fish blue fish!
Mom: Doctor, i don't know what to do, he's been doing this all day!
Doctor: He's got a wocket in his pocket and yeps in his steps.
Mom: Oh no, you too?!
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